March 2012
2 tags
You know, it actually kind of makes sense that the...
Because they’re indestructible and show up just when you think you’re finally done with them
“Jackson stands out for his “fantastic libido” and highly productive semen”
– Many of the young elephants in America’s zoos have been sired by only one bull. Conservationists hope that 15 litres of frozen elephant semen, awaiting export from South Africa, will help freshen up the gene pool. (via theeconomist)
I’m sorry, I know this doesn’t really pertain to politics...
thots.
kitteh-neon:
I’d be really pissed off if the Sherlock Holmes series was OPENLY GAY and they gender swapped it to make it het. But it’s not. The BBC and the Ritchie adaptions get off on titillating their audience by making a joke about them being “more than just friends” and then practically shove it down our throats that they’re straight. Lol look we’re going to allude to them being gay BUT OH...
...probably not.
laufeysson:
saint-salvage:
You think the Norse gods ever thought, “Hey, maybe Fenris is such a major player in bringing about Ragnarok because we bound him and shoved a sword in his mouth!”?
#the gods are dicks
Tacos AND free pizza for lunch?
TODAY IS YET ANOTHER AWESOME DAY
Hi Loki!
silvertonguedserpent:
kitteh-neon:
silvertonguedserpent:
kitteh-neon:
And how are you today?
Hello, darling. I’m a tad irritated, but that’s nothing I can’t fix. More importantly, how are you?
Oh dear. Irritated? Do I have to threateningly hiss at people for you?
I’m good. Rather ill. But it’s snowing and it’s pretty outside, so I’m fine.
No, I do enough of that on my own, thanks....
1 tag
The Count
silvertonguedserpent:
catkatastrophe:
Yes, he wants to kill my friend who was a potato and now she is a mouse. I just tried to save her, but now the Count has me too. H is just depressed about Cassie. Even Cassie is trying to talk him out of killing me.
Hm. This simply will not do. I think Leech and I need to have a little chat.
I’ve also got a gun that shoots lollipops with wooden...
Oh Dip, Happy White History Eleven Months, Y'ALL
blueandbluer:
yoisthisracist:
I am so pumped!
glossylalia:
lorettalove:
rodmanstreet:
I think that, deep down, I imagine myself as a Disney villain.
Horse Logic
Horse: Other horse spooks, Stands still
Horse: Massive wind blows, Stands still
Horse: Child running around, Stands still
Horse: Other animals running around, Stands still
Horse: Motorcycle aiming for it. Stands still
Horse: Suddenly realizes I have a shadow, Freak the fuck out.
Horse: Tree on the ground on the path. Freak the fuck out.
1 tag
1 tag
usedkarma:
black-nata:
STEVE
WHO THE HELL
IS YOUR
STYLIST
GOOD GOD
1 tag
“[Would polygamous marriages be accepted in Westeros today, especially if...”
– George R. R. Martin (via ivanolix)
