Head of Vile Temptressing

i just DO NOT care for dudeslash

like

at all

like it’ll reach a certain saturation point on my dash

and i’m just like

‘OKAY’

‘I GET IT’

‘PENISES’

‘WHAT THE FUCK EVER’

WHERE MAH FEMSLASHERS AT??

trying to be marginally more healthy

now if only i didn’t live somewhere flat and rural

seeing as rock climbing is the only exercise i truly enjoy

is wearing bright colors as a sign of aggression.

They’re wearing yellow? BE PREPARED.